community organizer

A fake job generally used to fill resumes that would normally be empty

Before he was a senator, he was a community organizer.

by Liquid Death October 26, 2008

morganing

to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.

we went morganing at some assholes house and left an entire turkey dinner infested with maggots tied to his mailbox.

by wendy15 June 20, 2007

meganized

when a guy makes a girl deepthroat him, then cums in her throat so hard it comes out her nose like milk. Causing the girl to smell "straight up cum!" for like a week.

"John totally meganized megan, she claimed it was allergies!"

by captain pain September 16, 2008

Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

by tuck1s December 6, 2015

Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.

Oh no, he morganized it.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

Manorganized

The way a man organizes

His desk is so unorganized its manorganized.

by Sarah Jo Turtle32 September 9, 2011

Morganism

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.

Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!

by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017