Darwinkle Moonie

The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)

Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*

by ChelseaLeigh May 21, 2009

moneen

awesome..and i have to keep typing because this gay site says my definition is too short

are we really happy with who we are right now?

by me March 8, 2004

moogee

one who personifies mooginess, including but not limited to violent emotional moodswings, a manic approach to all extremes of emotion, the belief that one has contracted all manners of disease - common, rare, and not yet classified. The inability to discern levels of attractiveness in the opposite sex as defined by modern society in context of physique, personality, and intelligence - and the further inability not to make all manners of sexual advances towards such prey wihtout regard for situation, appropriateness or negative response. To be bisslfully unaware of being a walking juxtaposition, promoting a set of beliefs while living a lifestyle that is in direct contradiction to said convictions. To have a great big heart and seek someone to share it with.

Howard Hughes was being a moogee when he thought he got the bird flu.

by Webstah January 25, 2008

mooney

a highly sexy person who is very attractive and can get any girl, someone whos very smart and nice and very funny too. also has a nicely sized penis.

I dream of being a mooney one day

by Reed sonrah December 25, 2017

rug moonger

1-a kid who's not afraid to eat out a llama
2-a person who will wipe his own ass with pine cones
3-someone who prefers the services of a fat man while naked
4-genitals
5-beastiality

1- "Get away from that llama you rug moonger!"

-"But I like having a warm sensation between my teeth"

by dominic poopura December 29, 2009

Seb mooney

Seb mooney is the one u look up to and think “wow I wish I was a seb mooney” they will always give u a lovely mooney and comfort you at your darkest hours

Tim-is that a seb mooney
Tom-I believe it is

Tim-damn I wanna be a seb mooney

by XXXclapped January 21, 2019

moonie

A religious number of people who believe that their messiah is Sun Myung Moon. They believe in abstinence, and sex after marriage. Purity is the most important thing for them, and they work hard to make everyone happy; this include service projects every summer and winter.

They fundraise everywhere to hold speeches and rallies and to donate...ALOT.

by anonimoose March 30, 2005