Monticello

Small town in southern Kentucky situated on Lake Cumberland. Unless you were born here, you are NOT from here. You could live here for 50 years and still be an outsider.

If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"

Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.

Local: "Use ain't from round these parts, is use?"
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."

POW (sound of gunfire)

An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.

Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.

by Dangerous Grace June 29, 2009

monetized

Something tana mongeau says too much

“ I’m not going to show this because I want to get monetized” -tana mongeau

by Tana mongeau January 12, 2018

tyler montine

Someone who should kill them self.

Tyler montine should kill himself.

by Lazyboi500 April 15, 2017

Ulises Montiel

Ulises is a fucking rat that smells like anime and plays league of legends 24/7. Ulises is also known as cumshot; cumlicocky; or pussy scarecrow

Maten al Cumshot.
Ulises Montiel makes me not want to have children

by Weirdreptile02 November 22, 2021

Full montie

Full montie means going all the way, having full sex

My best friend ask her boyfriend if he wanted to go the full montie with her after prom

by Moi la roi November 28, 2009

Montie

Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.

Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..

by DAVVEEEEEE January 7, 2009

Monticello

Our village had about 4000 in 1960 but who knows now bc them dumb fucks didn’t update it but we have the G’s the wanna b G’s and the wierdos people get harassed and kicked and slapped a lot hear to because it’s filled with caelums and almost everyone is an asswipe. The sign that says welcome to Monticello should warn you that you may be mugged by a swarm of 7th graders. YAY MONTICELLO.

Person 1- what’s wrong with your voice Jamall... have you been in Monticello?

Person 2- yeah ma dude I was in fucking Monticello for a weekend... it smells like shit:(

by Your neighborHOOD asswipe January 17, 2018