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Bangkok Monsoon

Blow job from a girl, WHILE she's crying.
Man... I don't give a fuck if her dog died, that Bangkok Monsoon was unbelievable.
by Bodacious66 October 28, 2010
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Monsoon season

In Ireland, the months June, July and august. Normally the warmest months, they are also usually by far the wettest. The phrase illustrates that the Irish have long given up on their "summers".
"Are you going to electric picnic (rock festival) this year?"
- "Are you joking? That's right in the middle of monsoon season"
by Mdfd April 23, 2009
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Muddy Monsoon

Okay listen up. This sexual act is for any type of person who may have the desires of a total phsyco.

.You will need.

1. 4 Rops about 5 feet long each.

2. A fold out chair

3. A Partner who is willing to do anything.

4. An appetite for shit.


Okay first, you tie your partner's ankles to his/her wrists (Right ankle to right wrist and left ankle to left wrist.)

With the slack of the knot, you tie another knot to the top rest of a chair. You then make sure your partner is hanging slightly off the ground when you sit and put weight on the other side of the chair. Now, you put your legs between the space in the backrest and the seat as if you are sattling a horse. You will hold on to the rope tied to the top of the seat and then proceed to take a shit all over your partners face.




Thank you for your time.
This chick down at the strip joint thinks she can take a muddy monsoon so im going over to her place tonight with all the supplies. She does'nt know what shes in for.
by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009
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French Monsoon

one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 - 3/4 water bottle of vodka
randy: doood just do it real quick
dan: igggt gulp, gulp, gulp.... splattttt
matt:who left a French Monsoon on the carpet from last night.
by dan f June 11, 2006
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monsoon season

After a drought, the rainy season comes about. Socially this is also true, in the sense that, after the drought, it's raining bitches n ho's. This season does not follow any particular pattern or mirror typical weather tendencies. It is completely random.
It's monsoon season man you gotta bet big.
During monsoon season one must venture out and experience different avenues on order to truly have a good harvest.
by EFlo March 5, 2015
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monsoonious

1) describing things that are at the point of overflowing
2) when its raining so much you can't see the ground
1) "Dang that chick's flab is monsoonious!"
2) "This storm was frickin' monsoonious!"
by apunknamedsteve April 13, 2011
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monsoon brownout

Like the rolling brownout except the anus must touch the face of the person being shat upon and the consistency of the feces is watery with possible chunks resembling the debris from a washed away city in a monsoon.
Patron:
"So... how much is a monsoon brownout?"
Hooker:
"As much as you can drink!"
by Bartledo May 27, 2011
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