sex monsoon

Sex Monsoon the opposite of a Sex Draught

last weekend was a total sex monsoon,
I screwed 8 bitches

by bryce xmas August 9, 2006

Rangoon Monsoon

The diarreal-downpour effect that results from overconsumption of low-quality Chinese food.

hey man, wanna go play some basketball?

No way brah, I just got back from the Golden Palace.... think I've got a Rangoon Monsoon brewing

by Gary Lopez November 14, 2014

Texas Monsoons

An occurrence in which the resident lives in any part of Texas, and there are thunderstorms and rains heavy and powerful enough to obliterate anything in their way, i.e., internet connectivity plummets, neighborhoods are flooded, the marshlands are swamped, you name it, it can do it.

Frederick: Aw hell brother, I got hit by them Texas Monsoons
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you

by Magnumus Dongus October 18, 2018

DooDoo Monsoon

a big tidal wave of shit

Uh Oh, look out for that tidal wave!
Thats not a tidal wave, that's a DOODOO MONSOON

by DeckTheHallsBrubby November 26, 2018

Andrei monponbanua

Some pussio in St gregs who gets all the girls and he is asian and a nitty and he moves mad to the gyal them.

Some girls think he is batty but i assure he aint as he is a straight mf. Also he is shit at sports and Also a nerd at school but a calm guy he has lots of friends : Adam, Valan, Anthony, Jesus e.c.t

WAGWAN Andrei monponbanua

by anonymous June 29, 2021

moonpoon

An attractive female, usually considered out of your league.

"Yo man, see that banging girl over there at the bar? I'm gonna go hit that up."
"Good luck man, but that's moonpoon. Your fugly ass doesn't have a chance."

by whitecarl June 11, 2008

The Monsoon

Whilst fucking a female, the male removes his penis from inside the woman, and when she turns around in surprise, the male simultaneously vomits and urinates on the woman's face, simulating monsoon type weather and rendering her completely soaked.

"Dude, did hear what Chad did to Jessica last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he gave her the monsoon."
"Knarly bro."

by JardyBoy October 3, 2018