moneyman

A man obsessed with money and only cares about money, with no true feelings whatsoever.

The businessman I met tonight was such a moneyman.

by Mister Felly September 6, 2019

monkeyman

A specimine partly human with ape-ilke features, found mainly inhabiting the third ile of tesco's.

oh shit its monkeyman.

by simon the slag October 1, 2005

Monkeyball

The act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone's arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.

"That kid got the worst monkeyball i've ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!"

by Docter Octogonapus December 19, 2008

Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by TempleofJews August 3, 2018

monkeyass

A very bad smelling object, with a pungent,vivacious, and overwheling odor.

"Damn! Your gym shoes got some monkeyass smell to 'em"

by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

monkeyface

a nickname for a dog with a short muzzle, such as a pug or bulldog

The pug was greeted each morning by his owner, not but his real name, Oscar, but by monkeyface.

by Susan Robb June 14, 2009

monkeyed

Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.

Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.

by greyhat December 18, 2014