monkeybonk

When you whack someone over the head with your penis

I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk

by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

monkeyboy

A person who is content to be medicore

Monkeyboy sets his alarm-clock so he can be up in time for the morning gridlock. He wouldn't want to miss his dead-end 9-5 job and the 3 hours a day he spends in traffic.

by Dave1234 August 12, 2006

monkeybox

a computer or typewriter - inspired by the infinite monkey theory

Anyway, I guess I should get back on the monkeybox, boss needs this TPS report by 5.

by OwenP October 11, 2007

monkeyboy

Usually a person of low intelligence. possibly somebody who works in retail, more than likley works in the stockroom.

Right monkeyboy, I want this stockroom cleared by 12.00, Then you can make us all a nice cup of tea.

by Buggs July 22, 2003

Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

MonkeyBoi

(n) Someone who does menial tasks quickly and efficiently, such as adding hundreds of links to a website.

(v) The act of insulting someone, then denying all knowledge of said insult, frequently used during "drunk/skype" conversations.

(v) A unapologetic fart, belch or other bodily noise which is then announced in case someone missed it.

EXAMPLE:

"What? There is a whole bunch of work to be done? Give it to MonkeyBoi, he's super fast at it"

EXAMPLE:

Neil: Come on Max, agree with me…bro’s before ho’s
Pam: Are you calling me a ho?

Neil: ummmmmm…no?

Pam: Well, since Max would be the “bro” and I’m the only other person in this discussion…I must be the ho. Just admit the truth, don't be a Monkeyboi!

Neil: I just farted

by Ayanna12 October 26, 2009

monkeyboyism

The act of being a monkey

Person 1: "wow that dude is wild!"
Person 2: "yeah, he's engaging in monkeyboyism"

by LuiMonkey May 26, 2020