Mommy

(1) Dude that's not a thing 🙄
(2) Someone who was pregnant with you for 9 months, gave birth to you, breastfed you, took care of you, and loved you

(1) Again, not a thing
(2) Mommy: Aww I love you so much sweetie
You: Eww get away from me boomer you've done nothing for me
Mommy: Scuse me!?

by I'mABitchI'mABoss May 11, 2021

Mommy

your mommy is very pregnant, so you have to choices, stay and drown in a house full of period blood or run from the evil pregnant monster

ah! mommy’s pregnant, run!

by my socks are wet August 7, 2018

mommy

the nice lady that takes me to school everyday and kisses me on the cheek because she loves me and doesn't want me to get hurt on the playground

My mommy loves me very much

by compact asian March 14, 2004

mommy

a hot female version of a daddy

person 1: wow what a mommy
person 2: now that is a grown lady

by le meme January 1, 2018

mommy

A female Girlfriend or wife who indulges her Partner with love and affection Like his own mother and loves from the deepest of her heart

Reem you're my mommy <3

by 7amdi December 10, 2019

mommy

me

i'm mommy.

by astraeaxoxo November 8, 2020

On Mommie

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.

Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020