Mommy

my lovely mother who loves us all you never know when you will need your mom so make sure to nearly get in fights with her. Why? because she went threw 9 shitty months holding you in her stomach and when it was your time to come she had a 50/50 chance of dying because of you. So next time you scream at your mother, remember she went threw hell to bring you in this work and so you can be here today and read this

girl: UGH MOM! I HATE YOU

mommy: I almost died for you

girl: sorry mommy

by username was taken by a brat May 20, 2020

Mommy

your mommy is very pregnant, so you have to choices, stay and drown in a house full of period blood or run from the evil pregnant monster

ah! mommy’s pregnant, run!

by my socks are wet August 07, 2018

mommy

the nice lady that takes me to school everyday and kisses me on the cheek because she loves me and doesn't want me to get hurt on the playground

My mommy loves me very much

by compact asian March 14, 2004

mommy

a hot female version of a daddy

person 1: wow what a mommy
person 2: now that is a grown lady

by le meme January 02, 2018

mommy

A female Girlfriend or wife who indulges her Partner with love and affection Like his own mother and loves from the deepest of her heart

Reem you're my mommy <3

by 7amdi December 10, 2019

mommy

me

i'm mommy.

by astraeaxoxo November 08, 2020

On Mommie

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.

Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020