Hot McDonald’s

When you hit the dab pen, pink drink and drink a white monster all at once.

Hey boys, you wanna do a Hot McDonald’s after school?

by TwoCrispyBoyz March 16, 2018

McDonalds Hangover

The shitty feeling you get straight after eating a McDonalds meal, usually coupled with a 'still hungry' feeling. Usually due to all the additives and addictive ingredients in the food.

Symptoms include bloatedness, tiredness, feeling sick, feeling ridiculously full but still wanting to pump your face full of food; We call this phantom hunger. Recent studies show that McDonalds Hangovers are most common on Sunday's, with 62% occurring on this day.

Fat Girl: Man I feel aweful after eating that McDonalds but I still want more. I think I may suffer from constant munchies(Phantom Hunger)!

Fat Boy: Nah, thats just the McDonalds hangover kicking in. You are now a Maccy junkie(education)!

by Jade Sulph-Dearing, Mark Hollins December 25, 2007

Ronald McDonald

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

by Andrew B July 27, 2006

McDonalds

The place that I work where the customers are more retarted than my coworkers. They come through the drive through to order food, and when I open the window to take their order they just wave and keep going... they then realize their mistake and try to back up while another car is going forward towards my window...

Or they stop halfway through their order to scream at their bratty kids who are beating each other in the back seat. They then forget what they have already ordered and I am forced to repeat the whole order (Hamburger only bun and pickle, fries-no salt, Big Mac only mayo and tartar sauce...) with really wierd special orders... THEN they change their mind, and by that time the food has already been made specially for them with only mayo and tartar sauce...

Thanks for letting me rant.

McDonalds, we love to see you barf.

by Ab0vesuspici0n February 20, 2004

modok

someone with a huge freakin head and small body(from the comic book character MODOK)

"the girl that works at Panera has modok head"

by Tony Wayne Brown January 16, 2009

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW?

No- but good use of division, teach.

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW?

No. Teach, plS STOP

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld October 7, 2021

modane

to make things, phrases, or situations gay and/or retarded without any effort.

Dave really modaned the moment with all his talk of men with cerebral palsy having massive penises.

by Willy Tallywhacker October 25, 2006