Marijuana Chef

This occurs when a person is under the influence of Marijuana and they get the munchies "like a mutha fucka." They will add various different foods together in an attempt to stop their hunger. Usually ending badly, it is however thought to be a great idea at the time. Some foods, such as Chicken and waffles, the Wendys fries with the Frosty, or a Cheeseburger with a fried egg, avacado and bacon have had success and become staple sober foods as well.

Stoner #1: Man, who would have thought that my ice cream and tortilla would go together! I feel like I should have a cooking show! I'll call it, "The Marijuana Chef", and just make great high snacks!

Stoner #2: Yeah right, what about your steak, marshmallow and chocolate syrup food? That was downright awful!

by Wickonis Parable February 8, 2010

Marijuana Ninja

One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.

"I'm so ninja when i smoke" - Me
"Your a fucking Marijuana Ninja." - Jealous Friend

by P.O.L. Masta December 14, 2011

Marijka

If you have an Marijka in your life you better keep her, she is mostly blonde. She might be mean at first but is hurting inside but will not say anything about it when you to know she is a funny girl and has a big heart.

Person one -who’s that girl over there she super hot
Person two-that must be Marijka

Person one- She’s mine

by Bad_ ass_ Sage January 10, 2020

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

marijah

A marijah is an interesting intelligent girl who has all the boys in her messages she made pretty and mad smart she don't mess with no fakes and she loves to be called BABY GIRL she fine and beautiful and highly interesting

Omg is that a marijah

by Marijah February 26, 2017

marijuana

An herbal remedy used by honest men and women since colonial times in America and ancient times in other parts of the world. This remedy used to decrease the amount of pain one feels after chemotherapy, decrease nausea felt during pregnancy and cancer related treatments, increase the apettite. May cause spiritual enlightenment.

The trade, transport, distribution, production and consumption of this plant is strictly prohibited by the governing bodies of the United States of America.

Psychological addiction is the predominating cause of concern for future generations.

"I don't smoke Marijuana, I smoke herb."

by Cristo July 8, 2004

Marijuana Enthusiast

(N.) Marijuana Enthusiast- the proper name for any pot smoking individual. Replaces the slanderous names such as pot head, stoner, druggie, burnout, retard, etc.

Asshole- you guys are pot heads!

Brad Thompson & Nick Smals- No sir, we are Marijuana Enthusiasts. Please get that shit right next time.

by Romeo & John-Roy February 24, 2010