a brand of superior outdoors clothing worn by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Great technical design and features, great outdoors lifestyle clothing and equipment without ridiculous prices. Not yet co-opted by poseurs. Identified by a stylized nut often accompanied by the words "Mountain Hardwear" in distinctive script. Primarily carried in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Jess - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"
Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
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The most masculine type of crotch that exists.
The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.
The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy
The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense
The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.
The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy
The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense
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"What the hell is mountain dick?"
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"What the hell is mountain dick?"
"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."
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Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.
Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.
Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.
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Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
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Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
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