A small ass town in Minnesota, Where theres nothing to do. Its close to Austin MN, which is really ghetto, yet a hell of a lot better then Lyle.
Storm: Hey Hanna, wanna come to Lyle mn and hangout at my house?
Hanna: Sure! but what are we going to do?
Storm: same thing we always do, Sit on my porch and draw with crayons!
Hanna: ...
Hanna: Sure! but what are we going to do?
Storm: same thing we always do, Sit on my porch and draw with crayons!
Hanna: ...
by Allyk!nz September 1, 2011
Get the Lyle mn mug.Baby momma central. The rejects of Hennepin county are sent to Stearns county. They have created a baby momma central and brought the baby momma/daddy drama with them. Good news for the single ladies because some cute baby daddies come and visit on their offspring on the weekends. So if he’s out here “visiting family” he means his kids. Never believe a man in st.Cloud, MN if they say they don’t have kids. They are probably homeless as well. Also it’s rare for any of the baby mommas to have actual mattresses, so if she has kids, be prepared for back problems. (Not good ones )
Also a lot of racist cops, a lot of Somalians, and a lot of STDs/STIs. Beware.
Also a lot of racist cops, a lot of Somalians, and a lot of STDs/STIs. Beware.
“St.Cloud, MN only offers STDs and a few college degrees”
“He was so cute! I met him at the bar in St.Cloud.
Oh yeah? How many kids does he have?”
“I’m looking for somewhere that accepts section 8 in St.Cloud, MN that allows pets, enough rooms for 5 kids, accepts felons and/or bad credit and bad rental history”
“He was so cute! I met him at the bar in St.Cloud.
Oh yeah? How many kids does he have?”
“I’m looking for somewhere that accepts section 8 in St.Cloud, MN that allows pets, enough rooms for 5 kids, accepts felons and/or bad credit and bad rental history”
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A small town in Minnesota located 5 miles from Iowa and 8 miles from South Dakota. It was named after a guy with the last name of Hills, but is one of the flattest places in the midwest.
by uarnerual January 14, 2009
Get the Hills, MN mug.Hawley is a small town and is a literal shithole with nothing but meth heads and pot smokers. There is no proper snow clearing of the roads during winter, so when you turn too fast... you drift.
by Thatcrackhead@Hawley February 9, 2020
Get the Hawley, MN mug.You know that stupid ass place Plainview, MN? Well welcome to it’s little cum stain of a brother. I should say half brother because people here have half the amount of chromosomes too. Didn’t think that was possible? The town is small, the people are retarded and the whole place smells like cooch sweat and rotten cow uterus. Imagine having one gas station in a town and the owners don’t speak English. Like bitch this is a America not the DMV. Anyways, the place is ass and the people are segregated into 4 sections. Poverty, daddy issues, MegaFaggots™️
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
“Hey bro, the ‘Your mother’s a fat bitch awards’ are happening in Elgin, MN on Sunday. You wanna go?”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) 💦 February 18, 2021
Get the Elgin, MN mug.A town that not many people know about. Apparently notorious for having a bunch of pot, and being a "hick" town. But it's really not that bad... even with the racism and the drugs. It has a pretty river and a great trail and really nice historic buildings, and is a great place to take Rochester friends out roaming on the weekends. Sure, it has its problems, but any town does. Pine Island's not so bad.
"Where do you live?"
"Pine Island, MN."
"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"
*launches into that Chris Crocker thing*
"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"
"Pine Island, MN."
"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"
*launches into that Chris Crocker thing*
"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"
by you_probably_know_me April 9, 2010
Get the Pine Island, MN mug.Home of the big booty bitches and thug cock 's. The town consists of one of the largest high schools in the state. Hence, plenty of muff diving, cleveland steamer 's, and slaymaker 's. On a daily basis a typical thug cock may smoke massive amounts of marijuana or possibly just be down to toungue punch some vagilla. Thug cocks never fall for pussuasion but may fall under the category of a pusswacker. The high school revolves around one class, vagimatics. So as you can see Stillwater is a fine place to be raised and guarantees a life long journey as a muff ball.
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