A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
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To “return to monke” is to return to an extremely primitive lifestyle.
This phrase will commonly be used by anprims.
This phrase will commonly be used by anprims.
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