Meth Mite

The southwest's version of a crack whore. A scrabrous, filthy skank who will suck you off for $5.00.

I was trying to chill at the Double Down in Vegas but I was being totally hassled by a fucking,hideous Meth Mite.

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

Mitzvah

Another word for the female genitalia.

Tiffany: I thought Bar Mitzvah means I have to get up on the bar and show everyone my mitzvah.

by thoughts_and_prayers June 5, 2019

Bong Mitzvah

On the first Saturday (Shabbat) following 13 days after purchasing a new bong, the bong will go through it's Bong Mitzvah. The celebration is meant to welcome the new bong into the family. Traditionally at least 10 people (a minyon) wearing yarmulkes and talit should be present to take part in the festivities.

Hey man, your bong is 13 days old? What time is the Bong Mitzvah on Saturday?

by Bobby Gizzle November 7, 2010

Mitel

The bilingual (Spanish/English) way of pronouncing "Mr."
It can be either a good or bad adjective based on tone and use in a sentence. It has to be pronounced in the accent as well (Meeeeee-Tell)

Female version: Meesy (Meeee-Seeee)

Good Use: You are such a mitel for helping me with my homework.

Bad Use: What the fuck, you are such a mitel, you drank all my booze! Fucking mitel whore.

Alternative Use: That mitel is psychic. He is a psychic mitel.

by JL^3 October 18, 2011

Mideval cock and ball torture

While having extreme anal, with your best friend. Your bestie violently jumps up into the air and then slams him/herself onto the concrete floor, while you have both your cock and balls inside of your bestie.

Jackson: Dude Mark gave suck hardcore mideval cock and ball torture to me last night during the family reunion.
Dave: Isn't Mark your dad?
Jackson: and my best friend.
Dave: He must've slammed his thiccness so hard on the concrete

by Xanderpander7 July 18, 2019

Midge mites

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009

Slay Mite

A wild slay mite that attaches itself to a significant other and does not let go. Slay mites are positive in the female environment, but this is yet a very rare trait in females.

“Damn Noah, how did you find her? Thats a good slay mite. I need to find one.”

by JamesND October 2, 2023