Mitch

short for "man bitch". An extremely moody (or bitchy) man.

girl: so what is your friend being all pissy for?
boy: oh, he's just being a mitch

by jamminguitarist February 3, 2010

Mitch

In addition to being a towel, Mitch has a HUGE cock.

Hey did you see that towel? He's hung like a Mitch!

by laurabuggggg March 12, 2009

Mitch

Man - Bitch

GuyA: Dude...sophia is such a mitch

GuyB: But she's a girl?

GuyA: No.. she's not..shes a man..and a bitch.. therefore, a mitch.

by Superssssss! May 31, 2010

Mitch

Male Bitch.

A man who acts as if he has no nuts. Just like a contentious woman who constantly causes problems and messes up everyone's good time and inner peace. Mostly because they are bored or didn't get what they wanted.

Damn this guy being a mitch because I stood up for myself and brought him down to our level. He keeps yelling louder then me when I try to talk and trying to get me disliked.

by Man Power June 15, 2009

Mitched it

Royally screw up, botch something. Being an overall incompetent idiot.

Man at work today he really mitched it up labeling the boxes.

by The mustache August 28, 2020

mitched

When somebody only drinks half their drink and then just leaves it right where he drank it last and never comes back for it.

He just mitched that pop over there.

by champ of all champ February 11, 2010

Mitch

1. A person who forgets recent information learned.

2. A person who might have short term memory loss

3. A person who says something really, really stupid.

"The Canucks won the Cup right?" "No mitch."

"Wait, so your saying Lebron got traded to Cleveland?" "Mitch! C'mon!"

"I know for a fact Reba has always been a woman." "Do I even have to call you a Mitch for that one?"

by branch666 October 6, 2012