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Mistletoe-kiss

When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.
“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”

“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024
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Dirty MistleToe

When you take a dirty shit outside and wipe your ass with mistletoe
I was desperate so I took a dirty mistletoe in the neighbours front garden
by LewB05 November 26, 2023
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mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25
Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017
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daytona mistletoe

Its when you eat your partners ass and a dingleberry gets stuck in your mustache and the first person who spots it must kiss the mustache
After shunaid ate terrys ass...Joey spotted the dingleberry and had to kiss shunaids daytona mistletoe
by Rokabily January 19, 2021
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