Massachusetts Minuteman

Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.

Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"

by Doug W! May 31, 2023

Minuiteman

a guy who is easy to use. a guy who will do anything for you

Sara: max can you pick me up?
Max: sure! ill be there in a minuite
Dana: hes such a minuiteman... what a looser

by hermitcrab1234 August 17, 2011

minutemen

1) A group of men from all over America who are patrolling a 36 mile strech of the border Arizona shares with Sonora. They alert Border Patrol when they see illiegal aliens crossing over. They are doing this as a symbol that the Bush Administration needs to do more about illiegal immigration.

1) All minutemen are armed with rifles, night-vision, camo, and pistols. They are real men.

by Teh Food April 7, 2005

Minutemen

The main difference between the minutemen of the American Revolution and the minutemen of the new millennium is the minutemen of the American Revolution were fighting the British who came from overseas to fuck with America, while the minutemen of the new millennium were fighting Mexicans who were really visiting land their ancestors once lived on. What the minutemen of the new millennium were doing there is closer to what the British were doing with the Indians when they first showed up.

The minutemen were really the 10 second men, since they were gone in about 10 seconds, and everything else is still there, it hasn't changed.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

Minutemen

the po in boston that give u parking tickets or tow ur car b/c theyre to the minute... a play off the minutemen soldiers that were in the boston area back in the day.

You better put more quah(r)ters in the meter or the minutemen will get your cah(r).

by joe4243 November 11, 2008

minuteman

an unusually bad sports player who sits at the end of the bench and does not see any game time. ever.

kid: hey coach, can i go in? there's a minute thirty seven left and we're up by 32.
coach: in a minuteman.

by shemma February 4, 2007

MinuteMan

To delete the history when your friends come over, or when you let them borrow the computer

Friend 1: Hey bro lets go to Danny's house!

Friend 2: Yea fo sho

Friend 2:Hey Danny what up breh, can I check my facebook?

Danny:Yeah let me just do something... ok here you go

Friend 2: Haha look his History isn't there Danny's such a Minuteman

Friend 1:I bet he was looking at bestiality!

by Jergoff12345 August 12, 2012