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Mammacommisto

A big Italian covered in hair virtually from head to toe that includes the chest/neck area, hands, arms, legs and most important, facial area. Mamacommisto is nortorious for having a full beard, goatee and moustache. Although he may be intimidating, if you see Mammacommisto don't be afraid to give him a big bear hug. He wears glasses and works at the butcher counter.
James: "Mammacommisto sure is looking hairy today."Cody Gibbs: *waves and continues to remove rollerblades*
by Tcooker December 13, 2009
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Puff Mamma

a really honcho woman.
one who shakes the ground she walks upon.
she brings seismic tremors to the peoples of the world when she does jumping jacks.
The ground is shaking! Puff Mamma is coming!
by barbara_93462 December 20, 2008
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Muscle Mammary

A crucial part in a female athlete's physiological makeup in which without, leads to the individual's feeling unsure about herself. In some cases, this feeling can become so extreme that the athlete begins to concoct wild excuses to avoid having to compete for fear of failure.
Bulls fans are hoping Derrick Rose can regain the lost muscle mammary she lost tearing her labia.
by HoboSpider May 13, 2013
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mammal toe

The male version of a women's camel toe. A guy is wearing such tight pants that you can see each of his nuts.
Did you see Rick in those tight pants? He had some serious mammal toe going on!
by Weiner Dog June 15, 2004
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Milk mamma

A woman who comes out and let's you suck the milk out of her tit when you go into some bars and order a " milk mamma".
I a have a milk mamma.
by Judgd dredd7 July 18, 2011
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Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
by GFeet January 13, 2010
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Mammalanche

Freakishly HUGE breasts that are beyond what is normally considered large, generally sagging down to the lower abdomen.
"Man, did you see the tits on that bitch? I had to run to avoid being buried by a MAMMALANCHE!"
by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010
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