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Mika

The sexiest human on this earth who rocks every outfit she tries on. She also instantly charms every single person around her in an instant and makes them want to partake in sexual activity within seconds. Will rock your world.
"Wow that girl is a total Mika!"
"I just had sex with a total Mika!"
"Wow good job dude! It must've been awesome!"
by Glencoco69 December 14, 2016
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Mika

by HaimVaizman June 21, 2021
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Mika

Mika is the most amazing and stunning girl you will ever meet in your entire life, she is unique just like her name and when she walks into a room she is the centre of attention, if you ever meet a girl called Mika never let her go because you will never find somebody like her again. Mika can turn on the heat when need be and can be totally sexy, leaving you a pile of slime on the floor when she’s finished. Her fiery personality makes her an annoying friend at times but when you need her she will always be there for you with open arms.
Mika is so sexy I want to hop on that !
If she’s like Mika then she’s a keeper
by saintba6y July 20, 2019
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Mika

Mika is a tall brown haired soccer player. He is quite moody and serious. If things don’t go his way he will be angry. He likes short girls named jaqi
Omg look at mika. He and jaqi are the cutest couple
by Liljaqi July 19, 2021
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Mika

Def. 1: A whørë, slut, and any other kind degrading sexual term.

Def. 2: A fat blob of black or clear oil in someone's path. The clear oil most likely is sperm.
One day, my friend went to get some action. Too bad he hooked up with a mika.

There was a spill that looked a lot like a Mika.
by MJRV21 April 13, 2009
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Mikas

Mikas is a Donkey
Look over there, it's a Mikas
by Hello12399 January 14, 2021
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mika

Mika is a shit pop singer who somehow managed to gain the number 1 spot in the UK in January 2007. His talents include copying other people's vocal styles, creating tunes that make you want to kill yourself because they are so annoying, oh and he has alien feet. He also loves himself more than fat kids love cake. Mika = CRAP!
"I hate Mika, his songs are shit"
by JamJar December 25, 2008
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