Migraine

A common excuse for a hangover.

You guys good for tomorrow sorry about Sunday had a bad migraine couldn’t get out of bed

by Poonslayer89 September 22, 2020

Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

by Wardie1993 January 8, 2024

Migraine

Technical jargon for a group project.

1) Unfortunately, I have a migraine scheduled after class from 7:00 - 10:00 PM for the rest of the semester
2) We'll need to collaborate with Sales, Marketing and a 3rd party vendor for this migraine, but we think the results will be an overall positive for the company.
3) This well-researched migraine was handed off to R&D and Operations to figure out by the executive team after about 3 months of asking only sycophants

by Seems1 September 26, 2018

migraine

(Collective Noun) A Migraine is a group of meetings held via digital platforms (e.g., Zoom).

I have 6 Zoom meetings today; a real migraine of meetings.

by Acadictionary September 9, 2020

dojo migraine

A case of CTE brought on from being kicked in the head hundreds of times

Every time I talk to Bob he flies off the handle screaming about conspiracies. I think he's suffering from dojo migraine syndrome.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

Migraine

A type of headache

Friend: Oh shit you got a headache?

You: Yeah exactly but it’s worse like a migraine

by corlino February 23, 2021

Migraine

"Only pussies get migraines." - Marley 06 June 2021

"Only pussies get migraines"

by SwiftCraft June 22, 2021