Midwig

An almighty pubic bush

My midwig needs a bit of a trim

by 206Andy206 June 9, 2019

Website Midwife

Noun: a person that produces or aids in producing a new website.

I love your new site. It has excellent search engine placement, loads quick, great graphics…who’s your website midwife?

by AL!CE @ i Birth websites March 7, 2010

shark midwifery

When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.

Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.

by JuicyJuicer November 28, 2009

Midwife

Slut that a gentleman bangs between wives.

You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife.

by doktorj October 26, 2014

midgit in a bikini

A news reporter who is vertically challeged and wears a bikini

tom crossman is a midgit in a bikini

by Tom Crossman November 16, 2003

Midgit-legs Mcgee

Shyguy in Mario power tennis

"Mario is no match for Midgit-legs Mcgee"

by Thaddius Gurgle January 3, 2005

Midwife

A person, usually a woman who dragged out the baby from the pregnant woman's vagina.

"The midwife is sticking her fingers in to reach the baby's head"

by iamtiredandshouldgotobed February 1, 2010