The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
by batfucker69 October 18, 2023
someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success
Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*
*left on read*
by jupitershmupiter January 10, 2022
by Theadore guisel December 07, 2022
A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.
by deplorable#45 March 08, 2023
When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
by Big fat chick December 01, 2019
A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019
A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Janae’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019