Golden Microphone

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.

Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Micro peen

Short for micro penis, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.

That person who just drove by me in that Honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!

by Earl Clemintine June 12, 2013

Microphoning

Holding up the rotation to tell a story.

As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.

by evodievo January 13, 2009

Owen's microphone

Non existent, void, lacking in physical form

Bro your mic is trash.
Yeah it's like Owen's microphone.

by Sanguine Pendulum June 11, 2018

Microbeej

A blow job given to a micropenis.

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.

by beastboner February 4, 2015

micromental

A topic broached by couples to ensue an argument that has no basis in reality.

We have just wasted over an hour arguing over a subject that is entirely micromental.
Coined by Marsha Metheny

by Mars12321 November 7, 2018

microgenre

(art) A very small and specialized genre.

Chillwave is definitely microgenre!

by mcg00 January 19, 2023