Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.
by gooch14 January 8, 2010
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Hayley: I studied AFTER I tailgated.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
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Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
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Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!
Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!
Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.
by traproom November 19, 2017
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by lobo11 October 14, 2009
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by bayou August 25, 2006
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