Super Intense Minecraft Player

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.

Yeah I'm a simp
Super Intense Minecraft Player

by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021

Sweet Child O' Mine

The greatest fucking song of all-time
Long live Guns n Roses

Just put Sweet Child O' Mine on repeat on youre set!

by rfsIII June 4, 2009

Minecraft

Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here

Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft

by SpeedoThreeSixty November 17, 2020

vanilla minecraft

Refers to a way of playing Minecraft that is completely vanilla with no modifications. This means no plugins on servers, no spigot, and no client side mods for players (hack clients, optifine, etc.)

He uses a hack client, he is not playing on vanilla minecraft

by thediamondman August 16, 2019

Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".

Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008

In Minecraft

When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.

"I really want to run over Gov. Janet Mills 'In Minecraft."

by That Maine Hipster January 4, 2021

Minecraft Christian Server

A Minecraft server with no swearing (ie: hecks, and fricks).

absolutely NO ONE can swear on this Minecraft Christian Server

by Not_A_Christian January 29, 2018