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Messi

The best soccer player in the world, way better than CR7. Better than pele, maradona, ronaldo mixed
Messiii !!! Goal gooooooooooaaaal!!!
by Messi fan November 26, 2021
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messy

getting rid of your problems with evidence
You messy doing that right here with all these eyes
by Kaetag December 27, 2022
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messi

did you see Messi score? he really is amazing
by spa and October 4, 2022
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messy

something that is really goodcool/amazing/immense/sick/crazy/sik

(in other words, the new badmeaninggood word)
wow! that tune is messy!!
by Claireee,x May 10, 2009
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messy

When somebody lacks the common sense to clean up the evidence or cover up after they do some shit that should stay on the DL, or after they do some straight up dumb shit.
Ex. 2
Girl #1- Honey, you really didn't know that he was cheating on you? C'mon, he is so messy, he didn't even take the pictures of him and his side chick out of his tagged pictures on instagram!

Girl #2- Ugh! I'm so dumb!...Wait...but there aren't any of the pictures that I tagged him in of us in there ?!?!?! Wtffff

Girl #2- SHIIITTT MAYBE YOU WERE THE SIDE CHICK!!!!

Ex. 2
Teacher- (Insert Female Name), have any students been bothering you lately because of anything that got out about you?

(Insert Female Name)- No... what do you mean.. why would you ask that?

Dickwad - HAHHH BECAUSE YOU POSTED YOUR NUDES ON YOUR STORY LAST NIGHT YOU HOE

Irrelevant Bitch- Lmao you're so messy, you didn't even check to see if you put them on your story.

(Insert Female Name)- Oh my god.... I'm the hoe of the school.

Class- MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE!
by xXFinding outXx September 6, 2016
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messy

A girl in Scotland called Rebbecca
See: hottie piece of ass Bangin
Yo bro I have been hanging out with Messy all day.
by Neilalalalalalala April 4, 2005
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Messi

A fun, outgoing, over the top, funny girl. She likes singing Taylor Swift at the top of her lungs. She likes dancing in her car whenever she feels like it. She doesn't care what people think of her. She does what she wants whenever she wants. She's the best damn girl you'll ever meet. She recently checked off something from her bucket list, chinese firedrill. You'll love her to death.
Guy #1: You see that girl right there?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: She's definately a Messi.
by QuinnJr. January 16, 2011
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