liz messer

Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz

"that girl is such a liz messer"
"damn straight she is, hipster status."

by meow mix1234567890 October 1, 2013

moessner

An egotistical, condescending douche bag and creeper. Often lies about everything (ex. intelligence, self defense skills, etc.). Tries to control everyone thinking that they are ignorant. Highly Possessive.

wow that dude acts like a moessner. No wonder he's losing friends.

by treemunger August 10, 2009

Meisner

a) When skiing or snowboarding coming to an abrupt stop in front of someone and spraying him or her with snow.
b) While having sex, right before the male jizzes he comes to a complete stop and walks off.

a) "You should have seem me on the slopes today I pulled a Meisner on that hoe!"
b) Person A: "Did you do your girlfriend last night?"
Person B: "No I pulled a Meisner"

by washtub December 20, 2008

meisner

A nazi name given to bratzenn

He had a meisner moustache

by frizlejasd October 23, 2007

Messer

Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly

by Big Noot April 9, 2019

Meissner

Of, or relating to, a homosexual.

Next door was a meissner boy who liked playing with dolls.

by Dr. Henry Anderson November 26, 2010

messerschmitt

The messerschmitt was the german primary fighter of WW2. It was rubbish compared to the RAF Spitfire.
R.J.Mitchell is the best even though he shouldn't have smoked...he died of cancer...sniff...

"The Spitfire outclassed the German Messerschmitt"

by Peter Pilot April 27, 2006