mansplain

Quite regularly, during team meetings in front of every else, when a woman who is reporting on her own project work with which she is most experienced with and has worked in the field for over twenty years, another peer always feels the need to "complete" her sentences mid-way, talks over her, hijacks her time to shine, taking over the explanations, progress report, issue deconstruction, evaluation, or review, thinking that even though they only have one fifth of the experience, knows little to nothing of her project work in detail, they must though have the knowledge to report on the woman's work better than she can.

She (as the lead scientist): To report on my findings of the project work I have been completing for the past month,

He (as the apprentice): <interrupting> the results show... bladibla…

Her peers: rolling their eyes, internally thinking (there he goes again, mansplaining...what a narcissist!)

by misogynisttrenddisheartening April 15, 2020

mamsplaining

m'amsplaining

When a feminist or social justice warrior explains how a white man (or anyone) should act according to progressive rules.

Domique was mamsplaining to Doug that his being a white male meant that he could not offer advise in any situation and was in fact worse than Hitler.

by darkurthe January 11, 2017

Merlaina

The only person who doesn't make a definition for her name because definitions are for chumps and she's too freaking awesome for a definition.

Ugh,she is so Merlaina...I wish I was as cool as her

by KoalaWalla January 17, 2015

McSplaining

When McDonalds tries to explain how their chemical-laden processed food is fresh, natural and healthy.

McSplaining: "See, here's our natural potatoes coming into this factory... here's where we send them through the slicing machine, here's where we fry them... oh, and pay no attention here... it's just where we dip them in ***dextrose*** and ***sodium acid pyrophosphate***."

by ephemeralman January 23, 2015

Mapsplaining

Noun. A form of splaining in which a navigation app tells you how to get out of the same neighborhood you've lived in for years.

Google: "Turn right on Gerard Way."
Me: "No, really? Stop mapsplaining me, Google."

by Gebus1 April 21, 2019

momsplain

when a mother tells an authority in a subject her opinion, as it has more value than the expert in the field.

Although Coach Parcell has over 15 years of successful coaching experience, Valerie continued to momsplain to the coach about all of the things her could do to better the program.

by Edward Allan July 9, 2019

Merpling

A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).

Geez, Calista, she's such a merpling.

Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.

by ESilencer March 7, 2021