The Merlin

When a chick is blowing a man and said man pulls out of her mouth and blows his load on her chin. As the man sauce drips from the chin it forms a pointy white merlin-like beard

Todd: Have you gotten a blow job from your girlfriend yet?

James: Hell Yea!... I gave her the Merlin last night!

by Chardstar35 January 14, 2009

Lower Merion High School

A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.

All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.

People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.

Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student

Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes

Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student

"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."

Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.

by asdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf March 27, 2009

Upper Merion Township

A township that is frequently overlooked and almost unheard of due to its immediate proximity from the sprawling, tourist-attracting King of Prussia Mall. Located north of the filthy rich Lower Merion Township, Upper Merion could perhaps be the best place to live in all of the Delaware Valley since it is relatively affordable, in a good school district and ridiculously close to the largest mall in the country.

The residents of Upper Merion Township are literally surrounded by the most exclusive retail outlets in Pennsylvania and are thus extremely tempted to spend their money without hesitation.

by aquarius32 June 24, 2010

Merion Mercy

An all-girls school in Merion, PA where you actually have to know stuff to get in. Was originally Mater Misricoriae. Sr. Reggie, Dano, and Shea rule the school. The sports teams dominate.. rival schools like villa maria, gwenedd and mt st joe's. NJ girls who go to merion take the PREP bus st joe's prep. OLMA is the New Jersey imitation of Merion. Mixers are awwessomee. It would help to have some $$$.

When you go to Merion, you live at Merion.

by R.o.g. May 6, 2005

lower merion high school

While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.

P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.

I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.

by Clara April 9, 2005

Magic Merlin

A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.

Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."
Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"
Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"
Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."
Guy: "Thank god!"

by memnon0288 June 3, 2009

Merlin

When you say something is Merlin you are saying it is great, awesome or rad to the max . The definition derives from the world Wizard that doesn't do the awesomeness the justice it deserves.

Last night was totally merlin, it couldn't have been better.

That back double tricky you did was merlin!

That layout for that ad is merlin.

by grassharper July 20, 2009