merf

a substitute for the word cool, since it kinda gets old after a while.
Man, that bitch was so fucking merf in bed. hot damn.
by Richard Heymann March 18, 2006
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kelly: MERF!!!
Ali: wow kelly. you're gross.
by AliFabulousShe May 03, 2008
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merf

the act of jumping off of the middle floor of a building.
I cant take nemore of these damn muffins, im gonna merf yo!
by heebie jeebie March 05, 2003
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1. an utterance of exertion upon lifting a large, awkward object.
2. an utterance of exhaustion upon the dropping of a large, awkward object.
1. with a mighty cry of "merf!" he heaved the dishwasher onto his shoulder.

2. "merf." she sighed after dropping the engine onto the garage floor.
by kita June 09, 2004
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merf

The act of two men finding a dead woman that has been dead for a month then one man eats her out while the other pushes on her stomache to push her guts out onto the other man face.
Hey man lets get drunk and go merf that chick we ganked last month
by Jon Erwin March 09, 2006
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Merf: V. 1. To choke someone out 2. To smother someone
A: Did you about that wrestler?
B: Oh shit yeah, Chris Binoit. That psycho merfed his kid.
by Phil Good August 20, 2007
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merf scale

noun: describes how inappropriate an object or topic would be in the work-place.
Bob had a special nack for always taking the conversation in the lunchroom right off the merf-scale, which eventually led to a harassment suit, and his termination.
by jhimm April 16, 2004
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