Basically a nerd. A person who plays video games all day and thats his life and obsesses over good grades. Some melvins are just plain losers which are guys who play video games all day and maybe guitar and don't get good grades. yea they exist. He's also the guy who joined the football team because he really has no life and you know when hell week comes up or when you guys finally get pads you're going to make him wish he didn't join. They also talk about guns and military and fighter jets and WWII battles and shit you REALLY REALLY JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT and you'd wish they'd stop talking about that shit when they're in your class and everyone just looks at them and looks down, rubs their nose bridge, and sighs.
Dude this fag is posting random shit about guns and dude just omg
I know right?! what a fuckin Melvin
I know right?! what a fuckin Melvin
by BongLord Larry July 28, 2010
Get the Melvinmug. Very skinny and gay. Has a small penis. Acts strangely as if someone is always out to get him. Extremely paranoid, maybe because he is gay. Likes popular brands and spending money on them. Probably spent a lot of money on a house that might unfortunately burn down at some point.
Guy 1: Oh my god, my house burned down!
Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.
Guy 1: Dude I can't take it any longer! I have to come out of the closet and be gay.
Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.
*Guys goes to a store*
Guy: I would like to buy Gant, Levi's, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Peak Performance and Ralph Lauren.
Cashier: Dayuuuuum son, your name gotta be Melvin.
Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.
Guy 1: Dude I can't take it any longer! I have to come out of the closet and be gay.
Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.
*Guys goes to a store*
Guy: I would like to buy Gant, Levi's, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Peak Performance and Ralph Lauren.
Cashier: Dayuuuuum son, your name gotta be Melvin.
by bigfagnamedmelody January 23, 2019
Get the Melvinmug. Girl: "Ughh, I hate having sex with Jeremy. He has such a melvin."
Other Girl: "Oh well you know what they always say. Size clearly matters".
Other Girl: "Oh well you know what they always say. Size clearly matters".
by cbreezy32 May 13, 2014
Get the Melvinmug. by The Nan July 24, 2010
Get the Melvinmug. 
Get the Melvinmug. Clown kid that doesn’t realize how stupid he is and always touches girls and makes them uncomfortable
Yo did you see Melvin over there
Yes that Retard is doing Fortnite dances and raping a five year old again
Yes that Retard is doing Fortnite dances and raping a five year old again
by Shehdhdbdodo February 25, 2019
Get the Melvinmug. A boy who's hiding behind a cloud of weed and nicotine while he makes inaudible plagiarized beats on his computer and looks up ailments he can fake for attention in his dark room. His potential could take him anywhere if he would just be honest with himself and get serious.
BF: My throat hurts.
GF: I'm sure it's just a cold.
BF: I think I have Chlamydia of the throat!
GF: Don't overreact! You're such a Melvin!
GF: I'm sure it's just a cold.
BF: I think I have Chlamydia of the throat!
GF: Don't overreact! You're such a Melvin!
by Planetka243 February 13, 2019
Get the Melvinmug.