Dick Melon

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.

"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."

by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018

Devil's Melon

Watermelon

Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.

by lynxyn November 1, 2019

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

by Anonymous, Well I think? March 4, 2021

Melondy

An amazing friend, always there no matter what. The most beautiful woman. WORLD'S GREATEST MOTHER. Melondy can multi-task like no other. Funny, Smart, and just all around good person.

Melondy is a great person!

by agoodfriend87 February 2, 2010

Melonee

The most amazing girl in the world who is (sometimes) smart and funny and beautiful

you will know when you see her: Melonee

by dylloop July 7, 2011

Melonwank

Another word for a very stupid person or an idiot.

"You're such a melonwank"

by JYKL July 10, 2009

mellonballing

dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.

i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.

by spammmee April 15, 2005