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Meggerz

A yaoi-loving sex goddess.
I know you like that Michel x Free action, but you're turning into a Meggerz!

You make me feel so good, you're a Meggerz!
by Annie December 31, 2003
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mugglecast

a really Pickle* harry potter podcast run by Andrew, Eric, Ben, Laura, Micah and Jamie. mugglecast is the #1 harry potter podcast around, so much better then pottercast. They all work for mugglenet and they are SWEEEEEEET
Andrew: welcome to mugglecast, episode 72
Jamie: everytime you vote for pottercast, god kills a kitten
Ben: PICKLE!!!
by xcginny January 23, 2007
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mugglesauce

Noun; Slang
1. Used to describe a person or event that fails to fully meet their
potential and/or fails to accomplish its purpose
2. Disappointing, inadequate, insufficient, poor, lame
3. In reference to the term "muggle" used in the Harry Potter books by
JK Rowling, a person who possesses no magical skills or abilities,
hence unable to reach their full 'magical' potential
Trish said she would not go out with the group that night because her pinky hurt. She is mugglesauce.
by David Villegas December 16, 2008
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Megalepsy

Megalepsy often occurs when an adult male is subject to an image of Megan Fox and is then so sexually aroused he cannot control his actions.

The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.

Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.

The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.
"George has got his Megalepsy on with my newspaper, go grab the sport section quickly."

"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"
by lindsaylohanslostbrother July 6, 2009
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Muggle Struggle

Phrase or hashtag used to describe daily tasks which would be made easier by the ability to use magic.
Shit this drive is long. Wish I had a portkey, a broom, or at least some Goddamn floo powder! #mugglestruggle

These dishes ain't gonna' do themselves... What a muggle struggle :(

Just another day in the muggle struggle
by Dau_Ling June 12, 2015
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Megelet

Best person ever existing I bet you did not know he will soon take over the world in a good way! MEGELET fans only! We stand megelet
Megelet: *Plays tower of hell*
Megelet: *dies and leaves*
Everyone: WE ARE TRUE MEGELET FANS!
by Joeyandchar October 17, 2019
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Meggie

A mythological mysterious sea creature, a cross between every species or whale and shark. Changes genders each day and is the literal ocean floor. Owned by Mason. When made mad loves to torture and kill Faith.
Awww i would love a little pet meggie!
by Meggie the Whale October 20, 2019
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