global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

by Commoguy April 20, 2010

Metapause

Whenever someone stops using the metaverse.

Gary went through severe metapause after he saw TRON: Legacy.

by Give me a high Fife October 4, 2022

Metapause

A deliberate pause taken after effort, where the mind continues working subconsciously, leading to sudden growth or clarity when you return.

Artists: “I’m on a metapause from anatomy studies , I’ll come back sharper.”

Gamers: “Took a metapause from ranked, came back cracked.”

Writers: “This draft needs a metapause before I edit.”

Everyday life: “I had to metapause on that decision, now it makes sense.”

by Vincent Freke September 8, 2025

medipause

That period of time between taking your meds and waiting for them to kick-in.

I almost lost my shit on my idiot, narrow-minded, sexist boss this morning but checked myself because I was in “medipause” and just needed a few more minutes to force composure while waiting for my meds to kick-in.

by HolDoll February 1, 2018

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

Medipause

It's the year long break after college to study for your MCAT before attending med school.

I am on medipause this year while studying for the MCAT.

by Stebbus December 30, 2019

Medipause

It's the year long break after college to study for your MCAT before attending med school.

I am on medipause this year while studying for the MCAT.

by Stebbus December 30, 2019