by itswhatsfordinner July 2, 2009
by Liane 742 April 2, 2006
" A man who meefs is like a woman who queefs",....
A Queef is a term used to describe a vaginal fart, or "vart" as some like to say. Usually a queef happens during sex when a man is penetrating a woman who has too much air that comes rushing out with each thrust.
Similarly, a meef is a gay man's fart during anal sex where too much air comes out because they are either loose or too gassy as the anal sex happens. Man + Queef = "Meef" It usually smells worse than a queef but the action is very similar.
A Queef is a term used to describe a vaginal fart, or "vart" as some like to say. Usually a queef happens during sex when a man is penetrating a woman who has too much air that comes rushing out with each thrust.
Similarly, a meef is a gay man's fart during anal sex where too much air comes out because they are either loose or too gassy as the anal sex happens. Man + Queef = "Meef" It usually smells worse than a queef but the action is very similar.
by Funner Bunny December 9, 2008
A collaborative term for Manufactured Beef. Meef is commonly served in school cafeterias and fast food restaurants. You are lucky if there is actually any real beef in your meef. The additives which make up the main bulk of ones meef are usually animal parts such as ears, tongues, feet etc. It is advisable to not think of the possible contents of your meef whilst consuming.
Kev(pickin wee white bits out of his burger): This fuckin burger stinks. Swear to God hi, there's wee fuckin hard bits and all in it. Fuckin stinkin..
Sherm: Aaaaaahhh! You got a meefburger. Manufactured beef hi. See all them wee bits you're pickin at, thats the eyes and probably a bit a hoof. Take your oil kev.
Sherm: Aaaaaahhh! You got a meefburger. Manufactured beef hi. See all them wee bits you're pickin at, thats the eyes and probably a bit a hoof. Take your oil kev.
by IONEGIAFUCK! September 24, 2005
Meef is my nickname AND my Xbox Live Gamertag.
everybody calls me Meef, don't ask why cos it takes too long to explain!
everybody calls me Meef, don't ask why cos it takes too long to explain!
Noob: holy crap Meef just kicked my ass on halo 2
Noob2: I know, well Meef is a much higher rank than us Noobs at rank 3!!!!
Noob2: I know, well Meef is a much higher rank than us Noobs at rank 3!!!!
by meef April 15, 2005
The sound made by a domestic shorthair cat, particularly one named Kira. Commonly thought to be meow, but that is only to the untrained ear. Thought to be the feline attempt to pronounce English words.
"Meef."
"What's that? You need fresh water?"
"Meef."
"Food, then?"
"MEEEEEEEEF."
"Oh, the litter's dirty. I'll have the teenager clean that up for you."
"Meef."
"You're welcome."
"What's that? You need fresh water?"
"Meef."
"Food, then?"
"MEEEEEEEEF."
"Oh, the litter's dirty. I'll have the teenager clean that up for you."
"Meef."
"You're welcome."
by Egon Spengler March 17, 2006
by OxYgeN April 16, 2005