meatstroker

Somebody who metaphorically jerks somebody off for their own benefit. Usually their boss or an authority figure of some sort.

Neil: Man, Jack kisses so much of the bosses ass his breath smells like shit!

Bob: Oh, total meatstroker!

by Bomahker May 27, 2017

Meatstinct

Meatstinct is the human instinct for meat. It is the desire to devour tasty animal flesh and should not be ignored. Give in to your meatstinct!

I’m getting some very strong meatstinct looking at that succulent pork chop.

by Shedmundo December 24, 2019

meatsack

a filthy, fleshy sack of meat, gland-juice, bone, stupidity, and other fluids

Bob Barker is a real meatsack.

by Johnny Vagabond July 1, 2005

meatdick

a meatdick is a dumb, muscley bro that is always worried about one upping other people and outdoing others with his toughness. usually they are overly aggressive as well.

Brad: "Oh yeah josh, you think thats a lift? my ford f150 is lifted at least 3 times that, bro"

josh: "Fuckin brad, quit meatdicking me."

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third January 18, 2008

meatsack

a reference to the body in the fatalistic aspect that after it dies all it is a meat for something else to eat

We are all meatsacks.

by thegestalt May 3, 2005

meatbrick

an extremly hard penis

girl i'm gonna give you all this meatbrick

by thelmalu October 3, 2008

Meat Stick

A man's penis

'My god he had the meatiest meat stick I ever did see.'

by Roule Duke October 9, 2011