Chicago meat hook

(n.,v.) a sexual procedure in which a male digs his finger into a females vagina and makes his finger into the shape of a hook, he then pulls the females "meat" out with his finger. Resembling a meat hook hanging in a window of a buthcher's shop. Can also be done on the anus.

I am going to give you a chicago meat hook.

by Sammy19 January 8, 2008

meat hook

to swiftly approach a man from behind, reach between his legs, firmly graps his genitals, and pull back with all of your might..

the man will fall face first to the ground

this is the sole reason never to turn your back or walk away from a woman during, or shortly after a confrontation

:)

the woman meat hooked him while he walked away

by elec.one August 31, 2006

Malaysian Meat Hook

Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.

Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!

After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.

by malaysianmeathooker February 23, 2009

Meat hooked

The act of using your penis so well so that the partner can think of nothing else.

She wouldn't stop calling me, I meat hooked her.

by NewportNick December 7, 2010

rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

meat hook

Imbalance Dota Skill!! Mean you going to die if you are hook by meathook. Damn Butcher -.-

Guy 1 is butcher
Guy 2 is enemy
Guy 3 is guy 2's allies

Guy 2: I go farm nc ok?
Guy 3: k, care
Guy 2: su...( haven't finished yet, a meat hook drag him out )

MMMMMMM.....FRESHMEAT!!

guy 1 pwned guy 3 head!!!!!111!!11

Guy 2: wtf??? LOL
Guy 3: Imba meat hook
Guy 1: gg hook =.=

by sonicstream December 15, 2009

Meat Hook

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.

Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.

by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016