Malaysian Meat Hook

Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.

Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!

After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.

by malaysianmeathooker February 23, 2009

rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020

meat hooks

excess skin hanging from the opening of the vigina

I had to peel back the "meat hooks" to explore the inner sanctum of my ladies treasure chest.

by lettuce cuffington November 6, 2003

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

Meat hooked

The act of using your penis so well so that the partner can think of nothing else.

She wouldn't stop calling me, I meat hooked her.

by NewportNick December 7, 2010