Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.

Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.

by droidlover November 22, 2011

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008

love me like damn

Someone immensely annoyed at giving love but receiving none in return. May kill. Watch out.

“WILL YOU JUST LOVE ME LIKE DAMN. I TRY SO HARD AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”

by JuniorGiant January 22, 2018

loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Play me like a fish

When one commences to try to trick you or play you, the fish makes no sense in the sentence just as trying to play you doesn’t make sense. Similar to the saying playing on my top

Eric, you thought I was gonna look why you tryna play me like a fish.

by Jsandjbsayings March 8, 2019

finger me like a bitch

When the fingering feals so good you cum

finger me like a bitch daddy

by Stewe the baby May 3, 2018