cuntyeyes mccracken

A meddlesome miserable cunt muffin who has an eye for shitty brass things under water, a bit like an under water magpie

Look at that bastard with his brass bell from the sea, he's a right cuntyeyes Mccracken

cuntyeyes mccracken by Iainl80 July 3, 2020

bert mccracken 

One hott mother fucking singer in the band The Used who has the cutest laugh i've ever heard, kinda seems like a drug addict and likes to kiss guys but is totally and completely RAPEABLE MATERIAL!!!

what the hell am i supposed to put here?
...i love him...?

bert mccracken by Daisy April 1, 2005

bert mccracken 

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god

Gwadgy

bert mccracken by Ryan August 18, 2003

bert mccracken 

there are no words to describe him......well, you know, except: hot, amazing, beautiful, shaggable, talented, awesome, bad. Oh yeah, and MINE

what the hell do i type here

bert mccracken by Cori McCracken December 21, 2003

bert mccracken 

Bert McCracken= sexy. somethin youd like to fuck.

Wow you look so Bert McCracken today! Lets fuck!

bert mccracken by Z FU October 15, 2003

bert mccracken 

mmm The most insanely hottest person ever exsisting in this WORLD! mmm hot hot hot like a lepricons tail, and even an upside down rainbow!

RUFF, id do just more than hump his leg ;)

bert mccracken by Berts FrAnTic FREAk :) August 15, 2003

Bert McCracken 

The man that i want to marry... i love him so much i cant even believe.. i hope to meet him soon and to all you women out there who want him... hes so mine.. lol i wish.... im gonna move to Utah and try n meet him cuz he is the most sexxi thing ever... and not only that, he is an amazing singer adn a great song writer.... p.s. I LOVE HIS LAUGH!!!

just one look at him and you'll be hooked.... i haev been since like they first came out....

Bert McCracken by Berts Babi February 13, 2004