mayonnaise jar

a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.

Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!

by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010

Mayonnaise Caps

Used to describe very large areolas on a woman's breast.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise caps on that stripper.

by dkblz August 10, 2007

mayloni

Mayloni is joy, beauty like a booming flower. She is sweet, sensitive, and polite. Mayloni feels others pain, and would cry to see anyone hurt.
To have a friend like Mayloni is a great gift.

I met Mayloni for the first time today, it was an amazing experience to be with someone with a great and true heart.

by Ms.Laxey February 2, 2017

Mayonnaise American

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american

These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)

by CypressBill June 11, 2023

go full mayonnaise

To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.

Today I'll go full mayonnaise. My wife gave birth the other day.

by pete the partyhog February 8, 2019

wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Mayson

Is the most cutest sweetest boys, if you get to know him. Shy but is brave sometimes, only lets out his feeling to the ones he trust. Kind of sensitive but mostly tough. Stays loyal to his girls. Will make you smile on your bad days if u are his friend. Smart, has good grades but doesnt really like school unless he reallt wants to come.

Hey you know that guy mayson, hes attractive if you get to know him.

by Hdjshw June 5, 2019