May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

May 5th

National kiss your boyfriend day

Yk what may 5th is? kiss your boyfriend day

by Lemonadezes May 4, 2022

May 5th

National show ur bf ur juicy ass day

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”

“Of course babe anything for my bf”

by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022

May 5th

National get a dick pic day! Whoever you send this to has to send a dick pic!

Send a dick pic! It’s May 5th so you have to send a dick pic!

by Astr0_ May 4, 2024

May 5th

National send Austin a tittie pic

Boy: hey it’s May 5th
Girl: and what?
Boy: you didn’t know? It’s national send Austin a tittie pic day

Girl: oh alright lemme take one rq

by ClassyAssPup May 5, 2025