Life isn'
t quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a
kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm
26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a
single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn'
t mean I can'
t pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on
pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won'
t stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not
gay, though
Philza Minecraft: Yo man is that May, she just makes me want to: "Life isn'
t quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a
kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a
single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your
bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn'
t mean I can'
t pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on
pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won'
t stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not
gay, though"