The guy in the group with the largest "heart". He is the most awesome friend and will be loyal to a fault. He is hilarious and will make anyone laugh at any time just because he can. He is friends with all the ladies and not just because he has a big "heart". He is the most widely like friend because he is genuine, honest, and likes to have a good time. The party does not happen without Maximum D. He is a great rapper (not really), but he is funny as shit all the time. He does not judge his friends but embraces their differences because he knows that's what makes them cool. He is spontaneous and not afraid of making a fool of himself in public. He will dance on stage with you if you ask. He will defend you against your enemies and praise you to your friends. He has a good singing voice and will sing to you if you smile at him and beg. He loves surprises, especially ones that involve pretty girls and fireworks. He is the most awesome friend and will one day girls, be the best lover you ever had.
by jenluvslife92 April 01, 2015
The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.
by TexAMAggie05 July 24, 2008
When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.
Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!
by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006
The epitome of hugs only given at special moments. Best given immediately and do not put this on hold for long time.
by Jimtheperv August 16, 2007
To penetrate a girl in as many ways possible (Up to 10, Vagina, Anus, mouth, both nostrils, both eyesockets, both ears, and the belly button if you push hard enough)
by jasonk123 January 29, 2006
by Jezzabelle November 12, 2007
LaQuiesha had Mendell in maximum pwnage on the court.
Furrohnda had maximum pwnage over her new boo.
Furrohnda had maximum pwnage over her new boo.
by Rosalind April 01, 2006