by Tommy-boy March 24, 2009
Puts a hangover to shame. Very similar, minus alcohol. You could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be Jesus mauling you.
*next day after party*
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus
by bobbert the ghost eating toast August 18, 2011
by Seanmx April 11, 2006
When a man's pee stream splits in two, usually far enough apart that one stream will miss the toilet entirely.
by Violence Jack August 03, 2014
Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.
by MxyzptlkkltpzyxM October 05, 2013
Man, I had no idea that when I posted the new job position using my direct email rather than the corporate email, that I would be e-mauled!
by mommaloo September 22, 2012
by John@24th December 30, 2010