Matthias

Matthias is the meaning of a person that has an extremely tiny cock

An easy to kill guy named matthias.

Posseses zero skill to defend himself

by Matthiasbeyen December 1, 2023

Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.

Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!

by anonymous April 24, 2025

Matthias Webb

A batty boy who likes to say n-word, single like a pringle, nerd like to correct everyone, sometimes plays minecraft and roblox.

He acting like a Matthias Webb.

by His friend XD November 24, 2021

Matthias

A Mediterranean Machine known for loud noises during the night, a sex machine.

Did you hear that Matthias?

by EleanorTenson November 21, 2021

Matthias

A real fat ugly bitch

Matthias a ugly fat bitch

by Matthiasfat February 14, 2022

Matthias Lukas Ginter

He is one of the best SoccerPlayers in the World.

Nigga.Are u Matthias Lukas Ginter?
Cause you are the best.

by LukStyler August 3, 2017

Matthias's Mindblowers

There are three mind blowers like the three amigos.

Mind blower one: when you leave school and take a nap
Mind blower two: when you can't find your phone but find it in the place where you leave it
Mind blowers three: when you get some tacos this is my order: guacamole, refried beans, black beans, lettuce, carne asada, pico de gallo, cilantro, two full limes squirted all over 4 of my special tacos

I just experienced one of Matthias's Mindblowers(tm) it made my life complete

by grithardgambler May 20, 2025