matris

Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.

Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.

by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005

Matrimoney

Shared money/bank accounts/coin jars of a married couple

After their wedding, Pete and Paula couldnt wait to open their cards and count all of their gift matrimoney

by Whatpseudonym? March 20, 2013

Matrix Multimedia Syndrome

A story in which mediums such as video games, and animated series, comic books, and novels are required to create a full cohesive story of a movie or TV series

Franchises that follow Matrix Multimedia Syndrome are:

Chronicles of Riddick

The Matrix

24

Alias

X-Files

by LK47 April 22, 2006

matrixis

A delightful bald geezer that streams on twitch and looks like a potato.

Bekkeh: what are you watching

Buttonboy13: Im watching matrixis on Twitch

by lemmesmashh July 4, 2017

Marimo

A man with really nice man-boobs paired with an amazing ass.

Man 1-look at that marimo over their
Man 2-Thats the best ass I've ever seen

by The_thickest-Man-ever June 30, 2022

matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.

I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.

by dejaflu June 3, 2010

matrick

this ship name is perfect for any maggie and patrick you know. when you find these two, they are always perfect for each other and have eternal love.

"Matrick? Oh, I know that ship! Every Matrick should get together!"

by lotto11 December 19, 2017