Matias

literally probably the most amazing person in ur life. I absolutely am in love with Matias. he is always amazing at soccer and shy at first. probably the coolest guy you'll meet if you talk to him. absolute hottie.

boy 1: ashley was talking about matias

boy 2: i know my girlfriend has showed interest in him, idk what to do

by anonymous May 3, 2022

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

matic

A word similar to cool.

Yo Jorge, that new kid is so matic, I heard he can spit raps like nothing.

by ACUA September 26, 2010

Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

matic

Slang for "automatic gun".

He did a drive bye with his 'matic.

by MadeInChina September 30, 2005

Cunt-o-matic

An unusually awful bitch. Usually found at work, cunting around. You can smell her stinky coochie for miles.

Damm! Kelly is a fucking Cunt-O-matic.

by Snot Girl August 2, 2007

matisyahu

A Jewish Reggae rapper formerly known as Matthew Miller.

He is a former trouble maker turned Haisidic Jew.

He is also known for his great beatboxing skills.

Matisyahu spits mad rhymes.

by C_Dub January 7, 2006