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by mattttrockkk February 4, 2010
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Bob was stuck in a matroneering relationship. Bob was forced to tell her to take her feminazism elsewhere.
by t.ranny May 18, 2010
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"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
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