MATIAS

A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.

Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*

Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.

by Fine Editor November 23, 2021

Matias

Very sexy guy that will end up with a handsome guy named christian lee bryant.
trust.

Matias: hey christian
Christian: I love you
Matias: I love you too!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matias

A Matias is a person who seems like his name is Matias. Matias's can range from cool dudes to tryhards to rly fckin weird. But more often than not, a Matias is gröding harder thought possible

*Matias try harding at ping pong*
"Wowww, Matias you're such a fuckin matias fr tho"

by stubaOG January 25, 2022

MATIAS

A Matias is a very Hot Latino boy.

Big dick, Great taste in music and pretty decent at gaming, he gets all the chicks and is just the biggest CHAD ever

a man does something amazing! Wow, that is a Matias

by Bigpeen 6969 February 14, 2022

Matias

A man who gets no bitches (real), can't rhyme orange with banana, and blocks everyone he knows due to his addiction to drugs

Matias go get some bitches

by Matias hater 12 April 5, 2022

Matias

Someone with a tiny penis and annoying as fuck

that kid looks like a matias

by toesucker/licker69 April 21, 2022

matias

an annoying asshole who wants to embarass all of his ”friends”

oh god there comes that asshole Matias

by look up my name (oskar) May 4, 2022